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Lucas NR
21 Northwestern U
Frat boy, butt aficionado, and diet coke enthusiast

kobetyrant:

teacher: hello! your child has been very insubordinate in class! causing disruption throughout the whole period-

me as a parent: ??? receipts :)

cashier: do you want the receipt?
me: yas bitch tell me everything

slenclerman:

steampoweredgrapefruit:

slenclerman:

its illegal to be cuter than me

We’re all going to jail then

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tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.